TV = Babysitter

I am not ashamed to say that my kids watch TV every morning.

Scott: Scotty, do you want to help me clean up the front room?
Scotty: No
Scott: (under his breath) that's smart
Scotty: (apparently heard him) Yeah, smart and Kmart smart

My kids love watching cartoons & apparently they learn what the commercials have to say, too! :-)